The Kinky Tee - Dark On Light - Unisex Premium Tee

Horny to healthy.

"Horn Rub" was born when we decided to graphically parody one of the most well known XXX website logo for one of our animations. To our surprise, no one had claimed this cheeky wordplay before! Naturally, we thought — why not take it further? Why not nourish the idea into something wearable, like a playful tee you’d proudly rock at a barbecue or summer pool party? 🤔

The internet grants us access to a wide range of free data, including sex videos (a.k.a porn). Let’s be clear, though:

The 'Horn Rub Tee' isn’t here to shame porn addicts, feminists, or semen retention advocates. It’s just a cool design meant to have fun. If you enjoy the parody, we’d like to think you’ve got a healthy relationship with sex and a balanced approach to the quote on quote internet’s… "adult resources."

Sure, we could dive into the benefits of “rubbing one off” and debunk the negative myths surrounding it, but we’re no “Doctor Love” 💘 here — We've simply created a naughty design and a witty joke that deserves a platform to shine.

This shirt isn’t for the average shy masses, it’s for those who embrace their humour, confidence, and a little naughtiness. Perfect as a thoughtful gift to who you may know with those character traits as well. High-quality fabric, cozy comfort, and premium print results make it a standout piece — because who doesn’t love a soft, stylish tee with a touch of daring wit? Strong chances you do, if you reading this. 😏

PS: both genders ♂️♀️ have a horn, and both need a little rubbing now and then. 😂

• 100% Cotton.
• Colour transfer print design.
• Woven 'HB' deluxe right hem label.
• QR code neck label.
• Care:
Pull the shirt design inside out before machine wash and iron inside out as well (medium heat). Warm wash to max 40°C (105°F) with peroxide bleach (non-chlorine) added softener would be preferred. *Do not tumble dry or dry clean!*
• Colors may slightly differ depending on your device(s) settings.
• Caution:
Make sure to refer to your suitable size from the chart size before ordering. Do not hesitate to message us in case of any doubt or any additional questions.

• Distributor:
Stanleystella.com
• Shipping and print partner:
Shirtee.com (Germany)
• Packaging: Eco-Friendly.
Shipped on demand in sturdy sealed packaging protecting with no minimum purchase.
• Delivery time:
Printed shipping 5-10 business days. *Free Shipping*
(No shipping fees and always will be!)
• In addition:
E.U. purchasers do get delivered in timely manner and custom border tax free. International shipping may varied and custom border fees may apply (to your discretion) depending the country of origin.

• Note: If any issue has occured with your order, please feel free to reach out to us before the estimated delivery date or within the next 15 days following the received item.

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